Thursday 25 September 2014

THE MORE WE LOOK.....

Some things are still confusing me o. Chris Olukolade confirmed that the imposter who has been parading himself as the "deceased" Shekau was finally put down about a week ago thereabout. The fellow has been the one appearing in videos and taunting Nigeria and what baffles me is that no one could spot the difference between the original Shekau and the fake. Although the Military  said at a time that they had Shekau but they then retracted that statement. Why is it now that Olukolade has talked about the real Shekau nonchalantly like we all were supposed to know that he was deceased?

Why did photos of slain bearded men have to litter cyberspace for days before Chris thought it necessary to confirm the tale? Why did they say one thing about Chibok girls getting released and then say another thing that it was not so? I want to believe that they already have the girls, or most of them at least but are only waiting for the perfect timing to announce them irrespective of whether Chris jumped the gun.

The people in power had said that they know where the girls are but did not want to use force capable of endagering their lives without utilizing every other possible option to get them back. Why have the same army that hessitated to use force suddenly in the past few days developed muscle to launch a successful offensive to take out BH including their cloned leader without firstly securing the girls?

I have spent a few minutes now scanning videos about Shekau on youtube and want to believe that there may have been more than one imposter for more than one year now.I looked at an earlier video of who I think was the original Shekau and although he had a wide mouth, he spoke calmly and with few hand gestures. It is obvious to me that one imposter in a more recent video also has a wide mouth but possesses infantile spacing of his lower teeth and had the inner corners of his eye brows way narrower than the original. He also seemed to hold his head in tilted positions and spoke with the angle of his mouth shifted to the right unlike the former guy.

I want to believe that they plan to unveil the girls under the cover of a galant effort by the military as instructed by the Oga at the top. I'm certain Nigerians would not have time to care to know whatever transpired to get the girls as long as they are rescued. 

Was it this same war that GEJ said he needed to borrow $1billion for? What  did the Military not possess before last week that they have suddenly possessed now? I thought two unnamed Nigerians were stopped with 2 plastic suitcases and a bag of hard currency totalling $9.3million at a privately run South African airport a few days back. Were they sent by the FG who has claimed them to purchase weapons to crush insurgents or were they there in the black market for another purpose all together? The Israeli with them was reported to have said they were going to buy a helicopter. How much is a serious military spec helicopter? Can $9.3million dollars buy more than 1 or 2?

What can $9.3million actually buy in terms of military hardware? Small arms, artillery eqipment, body armour for all soldiers, a fighter jet, and some heavy duty vehicles perhaps? Were the two Nigerians there to just drop the raw cash and return empty?. I understand from a south African online tabloid that a followup investigation into the matter revealed an invoice for armament and helicopters to a Cyprus based ESD International group from "Teir one services" which belongs to a group that offers aviation, logistics, specialized training, security and risk assessment services but is not authorised in SA to enter into deals that pertain to sale or rent of military equipment. Could this deal be related to Nigeria?

At least the SA authorities and media seem to be asking the relevant questions but the majority leader of the federal house of representatives was on TV vilifying house members who walked out in protest of a lack of will by their leaders to initiate a probe into the latest money scandal. He justified the deal and pointed out at the frustration of doing a deal with the notable arm selling nations in the world. Belarus was about the 12th largest exporter of arms last year; could we not have struck a legitimate deal with them?

The owner of the plane would also have feigned ignorance if his vessel was used to transport weapons back to our country.

I hope we start asking relevant questions in Nigeria instead of getting easily swayed by really bad people. These are just my conspiratory theories; God help us.

joa
25/09/2014

Tuesday 23 September 2014

EXTERNAL MEMO

EXTERNAL MEMO

                                                22nd September, 2014    
                
Dear Jacob Z,

I want to congratulate you on the successful and prompt evacuation of your very injured citizens from planet Ikotun/ Egbe where UFOs prowl the skies. I was very impressed by what I saw on a Nigerian network's coverage of a convoy of security operatives and ambulances that took the injured away from the airport. it looked like a scene out of a movie; you should encourage South African film makers to utilize such quality facilities to improve their feature films subsequently.

I must however implore you to instruct your minister who addressed the press to take a chill pill. I heard him tell the press that the rainbow nation is awaiting reports of the investigations into the cause of the collapse by the Federal Government of Nigeria in order to plan your next line of action. I want to advise you to focus your energies to other more pressing issues regarding your mines and issues of violence and crime. The truth is that there is not going to be any report from any investigation. Just to give a heads up on this; the president of Nigeria has already been on the scene and has expressed his sadness and regret which I think should suffice for now. He will give you a call later to brief you extensively. The black box from a DANA air plane which crashed a while back was damaged by fire so I think the black box of that building would already be damaged from carbon monoxide poisoning as it is buried deep under the rubble.

You need not sweat over the conflicting figures regarding the dead, they really do not mind yielding their souls for the prosperity of the kingdom. Our press men are reporting whatever will make you look responsible here in Nigeria; they will even post their reports online so South Africans can read about your rapid response and the fact that you sanctioned the largest ever evacuation of fellow citizens from anywhere in the world. This reportage only requires less than 200pounds per head to sustain.

It is imperative that I warn you about more serious complications that have and may result from this untold disaster. You have evacuated 25 people that need to be quarantined and observed for features of ebola. I understand one of the initial 26 earmarked for evacuation returned to the location of the incident. I want to suggest a complete psychological evaluation and radiographical investigations of all the 25. You have to mandate your doctors to watch out for withdrawal symptoms and post-traumatic stress disorder. You may have individuals who would need restraints and sedatives to prevent them from returning to Lagos.

I can confirm to you that a certain individual who now sees UFOs has purposed in his heart to visit your great nation every month as a follow up to this tragedy. Prevention is better than cure dear Jacob. Stopping a fuel money distributor setting fire on your nation would be far cheaper than evacuations like this in future.

I do not think it is fair to disturb your brother Goodluck with unnecessary questions when he is busy doing it. He has elections on the horizon and also has insurgents probing. Do you have elections coming or do you have rebels at your borders or in Lesotho? Last time I checked, your policemen are doing great when faced with striking miners. Do not worry about the dead, you will get their bodies soon. Do make good use of the 9.3 million dollars in your possession to offset the cost of medical care and the jet fuel used to evacuate the injured. You can keep the plane that  brought the dollars too for renting purposes; it is too anointed to crash.

I commisurate with all of South Africa in this dark period. 

God bless Nigeria, God bless South Africa.

Yours truly,
Jide A (a concerned Nigerian citizen)

Jac Z,
 http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/




In other news...

Vardy should be called up for England
Some people are glorying in their prophetic aunction like anything is new under the sun. The English press are praising the Leicester striker like he is the best thing since sliced bread; won't be surprised when they start calling for a call up to the English squad for the former Fleetwood striker. Just imagine if that was Suarez or Ashley young who took a plunge in the box like that. Martin Keown kept talking about how foolish Rafael was to concede a penalty even after he saw replays during the game; na him get him mouth sha. The events favor them and all who choose to ignore the facts. what goes around...It is Manchester United's turn now, the press always sell their stuff irrespective..

A certain group of people have been yabbing Benjamin Adekunle for war crimes. I want to suggest that they visit the Lagos airport and pull down the name sign at the top of the airport. They need to exhume the body of Gen Muhammed so he can stand trial for the Asaba massacre. They also need to exhume Gen. Shuwa's body to stand trial as well. TY Danjuma, Babaginda, Gowon and Obasanjo are still very much alive; they need heavy insults and curses directed at them before they die. It will not be fair if they start getting talked about behind their backs later on. Buhari already gets more than his fair dose.

Ah yes...
Saw a report of the minister of works' visit to Lagos. After 15 years of democratic rule, the Federal government has just realised that the Apapa road is their responsibility and that people live "permanently" under bridges in Lagos. He claims that drastic action will soon be effected to teach those responsible for the eyesore in Lagos a massive lesson. Sadly, these ones under the bridge will get some relevant infracstruture to vote for the PDP on Valentine's day.


JOA
22/09/2014

Sunday 21 September 2014

CAPTIVATED BY FEAR


CAPTIVATED BY FEAR

Following my seemingly “controversial" post two nights ago, I have received a few words of advice and warnings. Someone asked that I be careful and watch my family, another said my action was condemnable by God. The funniest to me was a reference to people who criticized men of God in America and died mysteriously. I am really concerned about the origins of these sorceries that have made people who supposedly have the Spirit of God within cringe perpetually. They say nobody should speak against men of God and unconsciously at times extend such privileges to elected politicians. Just imagine Marylyn Ogar instructing Nigerians to desist from speaking against the president of Nigeria; is he God? Even the British prime minister is regularly on the hot seat before the UK parliament.

I was at a very big Abuja church sometime in 2008 when people started to leave the auditorium before the close of service. The pastor was making announcements at a time when the meeting ought to have ended about 1 hour prior to that. Then he noticed some people sifting out of the exits and declared to them that they were walking out on God and were risking their own lives without “sharing the grace” at the end. The first thought that came to me was that the pastor must have been a wizard. Why was he not faithful in keeping to time in the first place? Why did he not apologize to his congregants for grossly overshooting the clock and plead for their understanding? What if I had to exit a service to attend to an emergency, would I be regarded as walking out of grace?

I must state that some of the comments of disapproval I have gotten were very much expected and not surprising as regards their sources. What is disheartening is that many more exist who clutch to the “judge not” and “touch not my anointed” clichés. Articles abound in cyber space that contains enough ammunition to blow up these destructive viewpoints into nonexistence. I will not attempt to preach another sermon but point out the reasons why I choose not to be silent today, tomorrow and by God’s grace for the rest of my life. I will by His grace continue to stand on the side of truth, righteousness and justice. I was not brought up to be blinded by ancestral, religious or cultural prejudices; even my siblings know that I do not care to stand alone as long as truth is upheld.

Several biblical scriptures tell us about the Spirit within us and how that translates to being anointed [2Cor1:20-22]. We are baptized into one body by the same spirit [1 Cor12:13] and God’s anointing abides in us and teaches us all things [1Jn2:27]. I do not think it is proper to ascribe superstardom to any man because of some perceived personal contribution to the kingdom. No man is above error, we do not help those over us if we cannot tell them the truth on occasion. Who would see his pastor’s zipper down or his trouser tucked into his sock without any attempt to inform him? There is no monopoly of anointing and everyone must be humble enough to have their ways scrutinized regularly. Everyone should be accountable to his fellowman and to God ultimately.

1Tim5:19 tells us clearly that anyone who brings up charges against an elder (a pastor) before another should do so before 2 or 3 witnesses. The next verse states also clearly that those who keep on sinning should be rebuked in front of everyone. The true church is not a secret society or a cult where classified information exists. Everything we need for now has been declassified in the word of God, Christ is risen therefore they is no need for sepulchers in the kingdom. I did not write anything anonymously or with false pretence; I did not gossip about anybody but simply saw a can of worms and wrote about it. Any right thinking person would frown at the mess that is now characteristic of Nigeria; blunders upon blunders constantly getting concealed under concrete lies and scams. There should be no one that is immune to charges brought against them. The immunity clause for specific government officials in Nigeria reinforces corruption and impunity. These same vices have also manifested in the house of God. “Men of God” have become infallible and their words do not drop to the ground. Eli in 1Sam2:29 was said by God to have honored his sons more than God. Samuel had clear charges brought against his sons by the elders of the land; we should not feign ignorance when such happen and be proactive instead of defensive to respond appropriately. Charges ought to be genuine and not fictitious; why should anyone who is aggrieved be denied equity and justice?

The “Judge not” syndrome is very common among believers taking up various dimensions when being expressed, sometimes used in combination with “touching not” the anointed. Many are quick to quote Matthew 7 to neutralize judgmental spirits. Matthew 7 was a case of two individuals with different sizes of wood in their eyes. Judge not would have translated to both fellows remaining with the wood in their eyes because neither was qualified to remove such. However verse 5 advises that the fellow with the larger object should remove the wood he ignores before he can be deemed fit to remove the smaller bit in another’s eye. John 7:24 has Jesus himself telling Pharisees to judge righteously after healing a man on a Sabbath day based on the merit of the act instead of mere tradition and law. 1Cor6 is very explicit about how to judge. Someone mentioned to me that I am only being a boy and ought to be fearful instead of raising my “filthy finger” against men of God who have liberated cities from witchcraft and sorcery whereas I cannot boast of 100 souls given to Jesus as my contribution to the kingdom. How does he know my count of souls? Is there a spiritual barometer that measures heavenly soul condensation? Are the supposedly liberated cities completely free from the grip of Dumbledore?

Touching anybody referred to outright physical contact and violence leading to death. David was anointed for the throne but chose not to smite Saul because he did not want a life of guilt. He however addressed Saul thereafter in front of his soldiers [1Sam24:10]. Saul repented at the time from chasing David and withdrew to his palace. Saul was anointed and there is no contraindication to speaking up to even anointed folks and that includes anyone with the deposit of the Holy Spirit inherent. I have been accused of discrediting the church on social media by talking about the controversies surrounding the CAN president. The church has existed for over 2000 years and has experienced a great deal of trials and controversies throughout that time. Everything is out in the open already; financial scandals, child abuse scandals, power tussles etc. There is nothing new under the sun and by the way, are the issues surrounding the CAN president and the fallout in the body concealed news? All these things have happened but it does not undermine God’s supremacy. The Ark of the Covenant fell into the hands of enemies but it never meant God was captured. What further damage could I possible do to the body of Christ that is not presently exacerbated by the actions and inactions of our leaders?

The conspiracy of silence has only led to the scattering of God’s flock and Jer23:1 announces a woe to those responsible.It should not be about how many souls I gave to God because it is the Spirit who convicts of sin and God drawing men unto himself. Our task is to remain faithful to all his word, do righteousness and ensure justice. Not all who call him Lord and raise even the dead would gain access; there are weightier matters.

I do not know where all these threats of sudden, mysterious and horrible deaths come from.  When Aaron and Miriam rebelled within themselves about Moses marrying a Cushite; they got summoned by God who came to Moses’ defence. Korah, Dathan and Abiram also confronted Moses and accused him of fraud. He was innocent but still gave account [Num16:15]. The ground opened up and they were gone. Nehemiah, Elijah, Esther, Elisha all faced opposition in Old Testament times but not everything was met with drastic measures. The only record of anyone getting struck down in the New Testament was Herod, an unbeliever who did not give glory to God [Acts 12:22-23]. I do not quite get why I should be held spell bound by any fable about mysterious happenings that are devoid of apt scriptural references.  Is it God who is going to smite me because I put up a disclaimer about someone who I think is not representing Christians in Nigeria properly? Is it the “man of God” who would read what I have written and rain a curse of death on me or for my hand to wither like the fig tree? Even on the cross, our Lord was thinking about the entire human race irrespective of whether they pierced his side, drove nails into his limbs, gambled over his garment or told him to save himself. Christ cares as much for Oritsejafor as much as he cares about that suicide bomber who is on her way to wreak havoc somewhere. God cares for folks like me having our struggles as much as he cares for those we think are not good enough for salvation. Thankfully, that ball is not in our court to strike.

I may not have a room where I am addressed as presiding bishop; but I speak the truth even though somebody said I need to know the facts before “floating blog”. I will claim the “Cyber space Revival assembly” as my platform and all who equally stand for the truth and are interested in weightier matters as my congregation. There is no monopoly of anointing in this assembly and nobody knows everything. If anyone does not doubt the ordination and anointing upon Temitope Joshua; let them not doubt mine as well. I owe no man nothing but Love.

“For God had not given us the spirit of fear, but of power, and of love, and of  a sound mind” 2Tim1:7 (KJV)


Jide Akeju
21/09/14

Thursday 18 September 2014

EXPIRED “ANOINTING”? The plane truth.

EXPIRED “ANOINTING”? The plane truth.


The respected lawyer Femi Falana (SAN) advised Christians at an event yesterday to challenge pastors who have established schools that poorer members of the church cannot afford to send their children to despite making their contributions however meagre or gaseous. He also said something quite significant which may just glide under the radar. He mentioned that certain respected pastors cannot travel to the UK today because they have been indicted of financial crimes perpetuated under the raincoat of “ministry”.

I was involved in an extensive discussion with two brothers about two weeks ago and was shocked to learn about the atrocities done by a few in the name of God. These individuals are exceptionally popular, charismatic and in sync with the high and mighty of both the religious and political realms of Nigeria. I was made to understand that the financial crimes that witnessed the demise of certain “high profile” banks and the subsequent vaporization of investors’ funds may have been facilitated by the timely intervention of some “spirit” beings. The wealth of the heathen may have suddenly condensed in a few Lloyds and Barclays Bank accounts operated by some anointed folks in diaspora.

I do not quite know what kind of intrigue or cover up going on at the Ikotun area of Lagos at the moment. I understand a building under construction collapsed within the premises of a religious organisation and the Lagos state government has not yet or is unwilling to overrun the place because of the perceived prowess and powers of the fellow involved. It is common knowledge that collapsed buildings or burnt markets are readily occupied by the state government rendering them desolate for months to years with redevelopment in view. That unfortunately is not the case as it involves a supposedly respected and highly followed personality. The governor may just be treading cautiously or in reverence of the anointed one; the recent state visit by the governor in a bid to curb the spread of the Ebola virus tells a great deal. A 5-storey shopping mall under construction collapsed at Muri Okunola, Victoria Island on November 4, 2013. Before this were 6th of July 2011 building collapse at Idumota; four storey collapse on Aderibigbe street Maryland on the 25th of October 2011 and a 21st of July 2013 two storey building that collapsed at Ishaga street Surulere amongst other structures across the state. The residual lands have since been taken over and mostly remain bare.

My friend complained bitterly about the quality of the man in charge of the Lagos state emergency management agency ( LASEMA), Mr. Femi Oke-Osanyintolu. He seemed very incoherent and substandard during his interview 2 days ago on Channels TV when asked questions about the situation at the disaster site. The same Channels TV also covered an isolated case of a woman who was said to have committed suicide by hanging herself somewhere in Magodo on the 12th of September. The relevant agency that was called to evacuate the scene delayed leaving local residents and passers-by with sufficient time to photograph and record the suspended body of a frail woman now identified as Liberian like they would a celebrity. They eventually arrived but were halted by members of the local community who insisted that a somewhat cleansing ritual that involved a chicken had to be done around the scene before the body could be cut down. The head of the team who spoke to the reporter obliged them and I was left wondering why the police were not on the spot to secure the potential crime scene. If a state government official can give in to “ritualist” in a case that should have been deemed suspect, what would they not do at a seemingly hallowed ground? They took down the body eventually, wrapped it up and shoved it in the back of a pick-up van perhaps for cremation. No eyebrows raised and no investigation launched.

I would not have been too disturbed about the recent collapse until I read about the controversies about mortality figures and the rather pathetic attempt by those involved to reduce the severity of wasted souls to an attack by alien ships instead of gross negligence. What nonsense? To suggest that strange aircrafts were hovering over the ill-fated building and perhaps dumping chemicals from a security video clip without correcting for parallax error is an affront to the collective dignity of all Nigerians and the international community save for the ever loyal followers of the assembly. When did the movement of aircrafts traveling in a straight line become hovering? The Lagos airport landing strip is near that region while helipads are sited in the vicinity as well. It should not take a serious reporter too long to visit such sites to request for landing and arrival information from 11am to 1pm of the 12th of September in order to blow this absolutely ludicrous theory out of the water. Sadly, far too many people hold such a fellow in high esteem and would rather relay news as it emanates from the horse’s mouth. The governor of Lagos is either a secret follower of the revered shepherd or is just too timid or cautious about going all out to nail all the culprits involved in this latest fiasco. I think it is possible that he does not want to be seen as being too aggressive and labelled as a religious bigot out to wipe out the other religions.

Now to the absurd; a meagre £9.3 million collected from 3 individuals who arrived aboard a private jet to South Africa. The symbol of Nigeria’s affluence was said to have conveyed 2 Nigerians and an Israeli national to the rainbow nation allegedly to purchase arms. I do not quite know about legitimate arms dealing across the globe but I am aware that certain nations are more notable for manufacturing and trading in various grades of weaponry. I know Nigeria has had dealings with the United Kingdom, the United States, Israel, China and perhaps Russia in the past but one thing I am convinced about is that South Africa is not reputed to be among the leaders in large scale legitimate arms dealing. Nicolas Cage featured in a 2005 film titled “Lord of War” in which he played an illegal arms dealer who sold weapons to several countries including Liberia. The plot clearly exposes the operations of gunrunners across the globe and to what lengths such individuals go to ensure a thriving business. For the Nigerian Government to be implicated in this shady deal speaks volumes about the nature of the species we are unfortunate to call our leaders.

I understand that the jet in question belongs to the Christian association of Nigeria president, Ayo Oritsejafor. Reports have it that this jet is in fact different from the one he received as a birthday present from congregants at his church a while back. He is said to have leased it out to a company he has interests to manage so that those who can afford to charter it can deposit some offering for the maintenance of the jet. Many have come to the defence of the bling wearing and exceptionally stylish “man of God” as having a right to offer his property for rent. They say he could not possibly regulate what his jet gets used for as this is the sole responsibility of the company with the lease. It does not matter if orgies take place aboard the rented aircraft or if the aircraft is used to connect Mexico and Columbia. If I had a haulage vehicle I want rented out to convey furniture and home appliances from point A to point B, should I not be concerned if that property gets used to carry beef from the abattoir to the markets or if it is used to smuggle opium across the border? Would I not be tagged an unwilling accomplice if something went horribly wrong?

Why should the man not be at least questioned in this unpleasant matter of weapon acquisition? It made absolutely no sense when the spokesperson of the department of state security, Marylyn Ogar went on live television and dismissed the accusation levelled against the erstwhile chief of army staff; General Ihejirika by the Australian clergy without any enquiry whatsoever. I am sure she would soon appear and conclude that the man of God was too pure to behold iniquity and hence could not be implicated in any arms deal since he is a Christian and from the Niger-Delta region. The man Oritsejafor has come out to attack those deemed to have pounced on the $9.3 million dollar story to further discredit his person via a press release where he delved into irrelevancies and drifted off the main point many times. He attacked those he regarded as opponents of the incumbent, letting the matter degenerate into a politico-religious dimension even calling Nasir El-Rufai a “street boy” at a point. This fellow Oritsejafor cannot possibly be representing me or anyone at all who names the name of Christ. His political ideology does not tally with mine and he mocked me ever so severely when he went past Gethsemane all the way to the Wailing Wall and into the tomb where Jesus burst out of over 2000 years ago to covet the “powers” inherent there for his facially transforming president.

I understand that our modest Airforce has been robbed of a fighter jet and 2 pilots; I hope they are recovered intact soonest. I hope that South Africa would upgrade the risk assessment level of Ikotun- Egbe and similarly moulded regions; I hope Jacob Zuma would advise his more cerebrally challenged kith and kin accordingly just as the Ghanaian and Cameroonian presidents should address their nations that God exists everywhere, even in their backyards. Some who have been milked repeatedly in London and diaspora to finance the rose tinted shades of the dandy and formerly “jerry curled” pastor have woken from their slumber; a few others are armed with their exogenously activated  broca’s speech area devoid of contact with their frontal lobes to launch curse alerts at me for daring to question the anointing. The best of us is still a man, we fall and have the capacity to rise again only that significant anti-gravitational force from a far superior source is required at times. Our “anointed” ones have erred; most have dined with the kings and stuffed their lungs with dishonest gains they have attributed to God. They have watched on with aphasia while the people have suffered without anyone to speak for them. There is no monopoly of anointing like cement or sugar; the one who could have slain the anointed king was also anointed. Respect for anointing ought to be reciprocal; it becomes a problem when this does not occur.

The few who have spoken and still speak are labelled as overzealous even by their kind; they have been stoned in the streets and murdered in their dreams, yet some keep the zeal and passion for the land burning. I went to Ikotun with my father a few times in 1993/1994; we were in search of a miracle that still has not come despite someone close getting bruised by a prophet associate. My father got caught up in the web and served there till sometime in September of 95. He wore all white every time he was there in close proximity to the prophet until he came home that day in September and wrote on the wall with white chalk that he had finally found salvation and it was not at Ikotun. I do not want to talk about a certain failing union as it is “none of my business” but I commiserate with the bereaved from the preventable tragedy of the 12th; life has become cheaper than pure water but we have yet another opportunity to revisit that very soon.

The word of God to me and all who believe my way is not meant to be used to validate our prejudices and justify our actions and inactions. It is not meant to be used to nurture hate and breed offsprings who were born in the past. The word ought to bridge gaps, seal cracks, build bridges and guide in the light of faith, equity, righteousness and doing good. Even if others are indulging in tearing down and upholding ineptitude and corruption; we should not be seen thinking, teaching or practising such. Worse still we should not be heard keeping silent instead of doing that which is good.

There is still salvation for all and sundry; to the gentiles it is foolishness and to the Jews it is a stumbling block.

“Then she cried out, "Samson! The Philistines have come to capture you!" When he woke up, he thought, "I will do as before and shake myself free." But he didn't realize the LORD had left him.” – Judges 16:20 (NLT)

Jide akeju
18/09/2014




Sunday 14 September 2014

THE INSANITY OF THE KINGS

THE INSANITY OF THE KINGS


In those days there was no king in Israel: every man did that which was right in his own eyes. Judges 21:25 (KJV)

The book of Judges talks about God raising leaders at different times for Israel following the death of Joshua. The people however found it either difficult to listen to or pleasurable to disobey the directives of these leaders; Judges 2:17 identifies the cause of this as sin of spiritual immorality perpetuated when people follow and worship other gods. The 18th verse of Judges 2 pointed out that God was moved with compassion by the intermittent groaning of his people hence the need to frequently stir up deliverers for them. At times I wonder if we indeed groan for our nation even though it is one without any divine proclamation of adoption.

The Lord ceased from expelling the remaining foreign nations from the Promised Land to test if His people would adhere to His dictates but they sadly continued to do evil yet the Lord responded to their cries and put His spirit in certain individuals to rescue Israel. This stop-start mechanism went on for years until the prophet and judge, Samuel appointed his two sons as judges over Israel. These men according to 1Sam 8:3 pursued dishonest gain, took bribes and perverted justice; critical pointers for assessing success or failure of leadership. The elders in the very next verse confronted Samuel and brought up their reservations about his sons but they in addition to that made a demand for Samuel to appoint a King for them in the stead of judges just as was practiced in other nations.

The God of Israel was displeased at their rejection but still gave Samuel insight to who would be appointed (1Sam 9:15-17). He did this solely because of the suffering and cry of his people; some things that characterize many parts of the present day world. The people approved of what they saw about their new King; he fitted accurately into the profile of the kind of leader they wanted to lead them out into battle. 1Sam 10:23-24 describes Saul as being a head taller than any other Israelite at the time. As misguided as the elders were in their “rejection” of God, the people still wanted a leader who would be first to the battle line which is not necessarily a bad thing.

Samuel’s farewell speech in chapter 12 recorded him asking the people to speak up against him if he had defrauded, cheated or obtained anything forcefully from anyone. There was no charge against him and his accountability test was passed. He thereafter informed them about their wrong move in demanding for a monarch which translated to a rejection of God. There was a request for their undivided attention to be directed to God; a responsibility that was to be shouldered by the King as well. The failures of the sons of Samuel provoked the anointing of a king who was now expected to ensure justice and abstain from dishonest gain.

Saul began to err when he became more or less self-conscious and self-centered (1Sam 13:11).Even a king appointed by God and anointed can be rejected; an earthly throne is not a permanent asset (1 Sam 15:23). It baffles me when people describe earthly leaders like they were infallible spirit beings, quoting scripture passages to back ineptitude, incompetence and often times abuse of their offices. An evil spirit tormented a supposedly anointed king even though he remained on the throne (1Sam 16:14); a possible explanation for irrational or inconsistent utterances or behavior in this present age? Saul was tormented even on the throne but was still able to listen to and approve recommendations for solution that emanated from his servants. It is remarkable that such servants were brave enough to tell their king about his true spiritual condition. I wonder if leaders in our days are humble enough to listen to sound advice or recommendations from those beneath them but designated to help the leader. We sadly have sycophants in our corridors of leadership, those who withhold the truth from and elaborate falsehoods and fantasies to those they ought to assist. It is worse when there is in fact truthful counsel but an unresponsive and/ or arrogant leader.

1 Sam 17 introduces the warrior of Gath who is described in some manuscripts as being 4 cubits and a span or 7 feet tall. Assuming Goliath was stripped of his heavy gear, he would have looked like someone who King Saul could have taken on in a height contest. If the average height of Israelite men was about 5 feet 8inches; then Saul could easily have been nothing less than 6 feet 2inches tall or thereabout considering the fact that he was said to have been a good head taller than any other person in Israel. This was billed to be a heavyweight contest between the champion of the Philistines and the deliverer of Israel but alas, the king was oppressed and shuddered at the reverberation of the voice from the valley. Other manuscripts however have Goliath’s height at just less than 10 feet which would render all the above arithmetic impractical. Notwithstanding, Goliath seemed familiar with Saul and addressed the Israelite soldiers as soldiers of Saul and called them out to fight for 40 days until David appeared on the scene.

David was just a rookie with a public resume that only read “Armor Bearer to the king”; there was however a qualification that people did not know about especially his brothers. He was already a killer of lions and bears in the wild at a very young age. David was disqualified because of his age and relative inexperience but not because of his size. I want to believe that he perhaps had similar traits to his three brothers who were in Saul’s army. David’s brother Eliab was acknowledged for his height by God in 1 Sam 16:7 and I want to believe that there is slight chance at least. David was faithful in his father’s sheep business and was described at his anointing as handsome and dark in complexion perhaps attesting to his dedication to tending to sheep out in the open. He was abreast of the dangers mere sheep were exposed to and was available to rescue them. A leader cut off from the issues confronting his followers would surely be unaware when they become prey for predators.

David had the experience of an armor bearer and most likely not as an armor wearer. The man with such experience was too timid to venture out of his tent. David went out the way he knew how to but was full of confidence in his God and the expectation that the nations around would become aware of the God in Israel (1Sam17:46). Despite the controversies over the height of Goliath, I make bold to say it was not about the target being too big to miss or a structural defect in Goliath’s armor; it was more about the courage of the lad and complete trust in the God that saves. David actually charged at the Philistine aggressor before launching his missile that was effective enough to cause a forward fall the physics of which I cannot explain. David then took Goliath’s sword and killed him before taking his head (v55-58). David was one person who had a special relationship with God; he knew exactly who the real King was. He had genuine concern for the things of God and even when he committed grave sins or acts of omission; he always fell back into the hands of the true King unlike Saul. His desperate desire to build a befitting abode for God’s ark was deflated and that privilege was bequeathed to his son Solomon who had emerged out of a quagmire of murder, rebellion and deceptive manipulation to emerge as king in his father’s stead.

Solomon started out well by relating with God and his actions were rewarded with concrete approval and assurances albeit with a condition of maintaining integrity, uprightness and dedication to God’s statutes. The word of God is a double edged sword and God usually offers two options; be hot or cold, choose good or evil etc. There is no middle ground with God. Solomon got his own stern warnings (1Kgs 11:6-8) which he ultimately failed to abide by. God is not sentimental but compassionate. He is just and does not change His mind like man does. Our responsibilities and influence as parents ought to extend fully to our children; biological or otherwise. I believe failure in this responsibility will count against us.  There seems to be a failure of parentage in our nation at the moment which is probably the cause of the exceptional levels of impunity, corruption and lawlessness. We may say that Nigeria is theoretically better off than certain liberal nations that appear to be more acceptable of controversial stances regarding sexuality, marriage and others. These societies are not necessarily ceremonially religious like we are but indulge in practical deeds that are undeniably propelled by deep rooted religious values. They appear to be far more humane than we are upholding values as equity, justice, dignity of labour and respect for life. They do not abandon their aged or children and fight hard to maintain a system that encourages continuity and progress. Where is our humanity in Nigeria? I fear that what we think is elaborate worship and offering to God regularly practiced in Nigeria may not necessarily be pleasing and acceptable in its entirety. The stench of injustice, corruption and the volume of bloodshed that occurs on a daily basis whilst “spirits” stay mute may just be the inhibiting factor to our anticipated redemption as a people. Some people we loathe still have a remnant that is apologetic on the side of truth.

Our duties as parents should be geared at influencing our children to choose good over evil. Evil has unfortunately been accepted as a phenotype of good in our nation. Many of our leaders have lost their way unfortunately; even those who are more popular and influential. They may have become like Samson after the locks of his hair were shaved off; shaking themselves but not realizing how tightly bound they are. It is difficult to explain how we are blessed with such “glorious” vessels and the politicians err constantly and do as they please ignoring the essence of accountability to the people and God if they believe in him. Even Saul’s servants were concerned and brave enough to diagnose their King’s condition and recommend therapy. In our clime, no one wants to cause offence or disturb their much needed source of “divine” provision to sustain their personal ministries. If we had genuine fathers, we would not have many zombies as followers constantly giggling and irresponsible like Ham who did nothing about his father’s nakedness. Nigeria is naked, repeatedly raped, battered and bruised but all I hear are words of ecstasy or deafening silence. When people start to demand answers, hypnotized bigots remind them to sheath their swords and respect the clerical monarchs whose word is law.

Solomon amassed great wealth, wisdom and strange problems before his errors caught up with him in his old age. God himself raised up adversaries to jolt him before a home grown rebel came on the scene. You do not handle a challenge to personal deficiency by concealing cracks; you address the failures completely instead of trying to quell the rebellion. A well positioned individual can soon become a tool for fulfilling divine agenda even without  anointing. Jeroboam got 10 territories and received his warnings just like any divinely ordained leader would. Solomon got wind of this development and tried in vain to eliminate him. Rehoboam assumed the throne after his father and opted to ignore credible counsel from elders; instead he settled for reckless fantasies from his peers and subordinates. He was out of touch with normalcy and Jeroboam assumed the throne of Israel only to later follow the same trend of wrong counsel as well. He took Israel back in time to the wilderness on two golden oxen.

The bible chronicles God’s relationship with his people and also with their kings. The summary of their reigns was either about doing right or evil in the sight of God irrespective of whether they were anointed or not; divinely ordained or enthroned by force.  Leadership is about being accountable, to the people and ultimately to God.


SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE



The level of corruption that ravages our land cannot be quantified on any graduated scale. We have become a laughing stock to our neighbors and the world in general. They wonder why we are unmoved by the status quo; they wonder why such a great nation stands on the brink of desolation and oblivion. Those who ascribe divine ordinations to their thrones have continued to molest Nigerians with their arrogance and insensitivity. They have mocked us endlessly with their actions and their fellowship with impunity. Who leaves hundreds of girls to their fate for months and yet funds a host of students from a certain ethnicity to choice schools abroad to pursue undergraduate degrees? Those canvassing for a non-performer to be brought back from Orion; singing praise and worship should be reminded that they did the same when Sani wanted to remain emperor. The clergy who have allowed their “anointings” to be used as laundering conduits should remember that judgment in the house would be even more severe; God is not asleep.

There does not seem to be hope for Nigeria coming out of this present congestion intact. Those who run things may have assured themselves that they have everything all figured out, history however tells me we are in for some ride as long as groanings still proceed from closets and hearts. Something is definitely going to give.

Jide Akeju
14/09/2014


Saturday 13 September 2014

INSIDE THE HEAD OF A MAN: WAR, BLOOD AND BONES.

It is sad to hear that someone who took part and played a very critical role in ensuring that Nigeria remained as one amalgamated entity has passed away without any form of recognition. The legend of the man remains a mystery to most Nigerians mainly because his exploits and memory have been interred in the cemetery of amnesia deliberately or otherwise by those who ought to tell his tales to Nigerians young and unborn in order to avoid the errors of our past. Many have gone to social media to condemn the man and wish him express passage to hell without necessarily spending a moment to revisit whatever information is available about the man’s life.

He was a Major when Northern officers and non-commissioned officers mutinied in July 1966. Many eastern officers were murdered across the country with a handful of western officers caught in the mayhem. Certain senior officers in Kaduna arranged to have surviving and injured eastern officers with their families transported by rail back to the east. At the same time, several northern officers from Enugu were following orders that emanated from the supreme headquarters that soldiers should gravitate back to their regions to neutralize the effects of the sporadic mutiny. The mutiny had failed in Enugu because a proactive commanding officer had secured the armory before hell was let loose. These officers together with northern soldiers from the 4th battalion based in Ibadan caught up with those soldiers on that train heading south from Kaduna and murdered some of them. Benjamin Adekunle is reported to have been one of those who stood up to these murderous lot and one report has it that the then lieutenant Shehu Yar’adua threatened to kill him aboard that train.

Lt. Colonel Ojukwu frustrated by the happenings across the nation and a seemingly unwillingness of the young Gowon to fulfil compromises made at Aburi declared secession and pulled the Eastern region out of the federation. The problem with this move was that the Igbo ethnic group which had suffered greatly and unfairly from untold violence and injustice prior to that time made up only a portion of the Eastern region. This initially thought rebellion soon degenerated into a full blown armed conflict which earned the tag of “Civil war”. The Federal forces approached Biafra from three fronts with two divisions headed by Northerners: Col. Shuwa and Lt. Col Murtala Mohammed. A third division had Lt. Col Adekunle who was only 31 years old then commanding and approaching Biafra via the seaports and waterfronts that bounded the more pro-Nigeria states of the Eastern region. Adekunle was half Ogbomoso and half Bachama and from what I can infer from available documents; the more senior officers under his command were Yoruba (Akinrinade, Ayo-Ariyo, Makanjuola) and from the middle belt axis (Shande) of Nigeria with a handful of Eastern, non-Igbo officers (Isaac Boro, Etuk). He also had a few northern officers in the mix as well with someone like Alabi-Isama who was technically of Northern origin at the time.
Several books have been written about the Nigerian civil war with some surviving key participants also weighing in on the subject matter. I understand Adekunle also published his account but I have not come across it yet. I am not sure if any document describes the person of Benjamin Adekunle as much as Alabi-Isama’s “Tragedy of Victory” does. Brigadier Alabi-Isama published his own accounts of the civil war firstly to contribute to the body of knowledge on the subject matter and also to counter certain perceived falsehoods or inaccuracies in Olusegun Obasanjo’s account on the 3 Marine Commando Division (3MCDO) which was headed by Adekunle from the inception of the war up to late 1969. Alabi-Isama described Adekunle as a fearless and reliable soldier that always led his troops from the front. He went into details of how they planned and executed strategies to advance on Biafran strongholds quickly and with minimal collateral damage. He described the many map guided reviews and debates they had and how they handled hosts communities and captured Biafran soldiers. He also detailed how several officers in the 3MCDO met their deaths including those of the Niger-Delta activist and militant; Isaac Adaka Boro who was somehow commissioned into the Nigerian army as a Major despite being previously jailed for his leadership role in an armed conflict with the Federal troops over Niger-Delta  marginalization issues that still persists till tomorrow. Adekunle was described as a chain smoker and he drank as well. He was extremely confident and respected by his subordinates. The 3MCDO was arguably the most successful of the three divisions despite being the least reinforced; he mentioned a time when Lt. Col Akinrinade became furious with Col. Oluleye who sent barbed wire instead of proper reinforcement. Alabi-Isama mentioned that the man Adekunle began to spend protracted periods in Lagos away from his troops allegedly to source for supplies. He soon became impatient and overconfident longing to end the war early as an independence day gift to Jack. He is recorded to have ignored advice from his chief strategists and ordered the capture of three key towns: Owerri, Aba and Umuiaha. Adekunle granted interviews and press conferences and was in a way the poster boy of the Federal side receiving adulations from all and sundry with a record even produced in his honor by the legendary juju maestro, Ebenezer Obey. One particular interview where he seemingly expressed his support for the policy to deny supplies to Biafra in a bid to force their surrender has been rehashed repeatedly to describe him as callous and a war criminal. He threatened to shoot down relief aircrafts and destroy vehicles suspected to be conveying military assistance to Biafra. It is not hidden that such routes were utilized to get necessary military aid to the Uli air strip.

Adekunle’s apparent change of demeanor led to a confrontation with one of his commanders who he called a coward for seemingly being reluctant to carry out his directive to capture Aba; he had told reporters that the towns of Owerri, Aba and Umuiaha would be captured in two weeks. Lt. Col Philemon Shande subsequently marched on Aba as a man of honor in an apparent suicide mission where he was shot and killed. This mission was a colossal failure with the 3MCDO suffering thousands of casualties in a few weeks more than they had suffered for more than a year that the war had started. Major Etuk was caught up in Owerri for several weeks where his brigade suffered incredible losses. They finally broke out on their own when it became clear that they were waiting endless for reinforcements to arrive. His few surviving men carried with them the dead body of their second in command Major Ted Hamman who was slain by a sniper’s bullet. It was clear to Lt. Cols Akinrinade and Alabi-Isama that their commander was losing the plot and they escaped to army headquarters in Lagos to request a change in command after a futile attempt by Adekunle to ambush them. Due to their reservations about certain Yoruba colonels, the two army strategists settled for suggesting to the headquarters that the army engineer based in Ibadan Col. Obasanjo be drafted to head the division. That is how a non-infantry officer found himself as the head of the 3MCDO when the final assault to surround Biafra forced their battle ground surrender to Lt. Col Akinrinade in January 1970; Col. Obasanjo only came on the scene later in the day when he posed for a photograph on the captured Uli airstrip while some of his soldiers looked on at the periphery. Alabi-Isama pointed out that it took much convincing and a failed strategy ordered by Obasanjo before the final move that involved the three divisions grinding down simultaneously on Biafra was executed which eventually forced a surrender in only a few weeks. Alabi-Isama stated in his book that Adekunle may have suffered from what is now known as post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after being on the battle continuously for several months, hence his inconsistent and irrational behavior.

Adekunle was not changed alone, the 31 years old Col Murtala Mohammed who oversaw a massacre in Asaba and a calamitous routing of thousands of 2 Division Federal troops under his command by Biafran forces in defiant river Niger crossings into Onitsha in October 1967. This is aside from the ambush of his troops at Abagana in March 1968. Murtala at 28 years of age was doubly promoted by General Aguyi Ironsi in 1966 in an attempt to compensate for the shortage of senior army officers caused by the murders of most of the senior northern officers in the January 15 1966 coup. His role in the mutiny that ensued in July of 1966 and a vocal call for northern secession cannot be overemphasized. Col. Bisalla replaced Murtala as head of 2Division and Col. Shuwa was also replaced.

Brigadier Benjamin Adekunle was relegated to the background and only had one significant role after the war; to decongest the Lagos port at Apapa where a gridlock of imported goods had developed. The Gowon government in a bid to facilitate development following an oil revenue boom ordered massive supplies of cement, a good amount of which ended up being dumped in the sea due to delays at the port. He was retired in 1974.

Murtala Mohammed pulled out of the war due to his many failures and controversies. He was deployed to his primary signals corps and remained stagnant at the rank of Brigadier for about 4 years. The once revered future super star of Northern officers in the Military and advocate for Northern secession had become past tense, left to ruminate over the atrocities and tragedies that occurred under his watch. When Gowon dillydallied on the issue of elections and handover to democratically elected officials, now middle ranking officers led by Shehu Yar’adua proposed a change of government to him which he agreed to only on assurances of non-violence. The tactical maneuver took place on the anniversary of the 1966 mutiny and Murtala installed Obasanjo and T Y Danjuma as his immediate deputies. Bisalla who was technically senior to Danjuma was retained as Brigadier and defence commissioner. Danjuma had been course mates with the likes of Alani Akinrinade, Ayo-Ariyo and Alabi-Isama. Murtala who was recorded as being hot tempered and intolerant of insubordination but overly critical of senior officers had finally assumed a post he argued vehemently for to be given to the highest ranking northern officer in July/ August 1966 as a compromise to retain northern Nigeria in the federation following the mutiny. Lt. Col Yakubu Gowon was the most senior northerner and became head of state despite having Colonels and Brigadiers ahead of him in the hierarchy of the army. This anomaly led to further schism being engrained in the military, an event that further provoked the war and which the Igbo ethnic group has never recovered despite their overwhelming majority among the officers’ cadre prior to July 1966. Murtala went around without any pomp and pageantry and was seen by all as a simple man hell bent on ridding Nigeria of corruption and correcting the failures and disappointment of the Gowon led aristocrats. His mass purging of military officers, Vice chancellors, civil servants, cleaners, messengers amongst other groups of workers during an almost 4 month period earned him many fans and haters at the same time. Civil servants began to secure their futures like they still do till today and aggrieved soldiers plotted to restore status quo; so they claimed.

Col. Bisalla became Brigadier but was not considered for the top jobs in the new government led by Murtala. He was found guilty in the bloody coup that ended Murtala’s life despite attending Murtala’s burial. He denied any involvement and was only sentenced to death based on confessional statements given by the chief executor of the February 13 1976 coup; Lt. Col Dimka. His suspected displeasure at being overlooked by Murtala for a junior officer was regarded as enough gun powder to trigger his lust for power. He was executed alongside over 30 other soldiers, a policeman and a civilian for their alleged roles in the 76 coup.

Alani Akinrinade rose to Lt. General and served in top roles in the army till his retirement. He has been active in various pro-democracy campaigns and most recently took part in activities regarding the recently concluded national conference. Alabi-Isama did not go beyond the rank of Brigadier as he was literarily frustrated to move for voluntary retirement in 1978 after his few conflicts with Olusegun Obasanjo which commenced during the civil war. Col. Mamman Shuwa made Major. General but was also relegated to the background prior to being retired. He was shot repeatedly and killed in front of his house in Maiduguri on the 2nd of November 2012 by gunmen alleged to be Boko Haram despite the presence of soldiers. Most of the key players on the federal side during the civil war are either dead, maimed or impoverished with only a few making significant gains of their lives. Many of their stories are sad and lost in time; unjust reward for their sacrifices I think.

Col. Obasanjo has been there and done that, he still dips his canines in Nigerian affairs till tomorrow. He assumed the role of head of state albeit reluctantly advancing then Lt. Col Shehu Yar’adua to Brigadier in order to balance the equation following the elimination of Murtala. They enacted a degree and backdated it in order to ensure those accused and convicted in the February 76 coup paid with their lives. Hypocrites sentenced their colleagues to death by firing squad; most of whom participated alongside them in the July 66 mutiny. Military actions in Zaki Biam and Odi will forever smear his “patch-patch” credentials as civilian president not forgetting the “unknown soldier’” debacle.

Many military officers became too politicized and reaped for themselves dynasties from the commonwealth of the Nigerian state they helped to superglue together. Oil blocks they have like postage stamps, they own high-tech farms and factories; shares in oil servicing, transport, airline, construction and telecommunication companies; universities that paupers cannot attend, non-governmental organizations and are board of trustees in political parties. The man who said mobile telephones were not meant for poor people has been the senate president for years now. We are not sure of the ones among them that may be funding militant groups and terrorist organizations.

I understand the fact that those who suffered the most and faced annihilation from the unfortunate Nigerian civil war are still angry at the misdeeds of the Federal government forces. I do not think that any national apology has ever been rendered like how the Australian leadership apologized for the injustices meted out to indigenous Aborigines decades prior. Despite this obvious fact, it is imperative for this dynamic and resilient ethnic group to look within themselves and put all issues regarding Nigeria in proper perspective. Those who quote Adekunle’s press conference to label him as a war criminal should not single him out and ignore what our history clearly exposes to us. The highly revered Odumegwu Ojukwu arguably out of grave concern for his people plunged them into a conflict they should have known he could not win. His calculations for the conflict were obviously wrong and he should have reconsidered when 12 states were created just before the conflict. Biafra territory could not be enforced on the oil rich ethnic groups that make up the present day south-south geopolitical zone, Ojukwu should as well be tagged as a war criminal because of the many atrocities that occurred under his watch. It is clear that Ojukwu paid for propaganda campaigns to gain worldwide sympathy and support, it is clear that relief aircrafts had weapons on board yet the man is still held in high esteem. Ojukwu ordered the execution of Lt. Col Victor Banjo, Major Ifeajuna who planned the first coup and two others on counts of mutiny and plans to overthrow his rule less than 3 months into the conflict. Would we say Ifeajuna was wrong to attempt to overthrow Ojukwu if he indeed planned such or thought fighting the federal troops was going to be futile? Ben Gbulie in his book “The fall of Biafra” details how he received directives from the Biafra headquarters to quell cannibalism and crime amongst Biafrans [Gbulie was part of the first coup in Kaduna]. Ojukwu was defiant in a war that had reduced his people to flesh eaters and despite vouching to fight to the last man; he fled to find amnesty outside of Nigeria with a choice car on board when he realized Biafra was going to fall.

Everyone who picked up a gun to kill and a pen or used their mouths to tell lies during the Nigerian civil war is a war criminal. Those that still ensure we are on that path now are war criminals. Anyone who breeds and fuels division amongst Nigerians is guilty of crimes against humanity; those who teach their children and kin to hate others and sabotage the nation are criminals. Goodluck Jonathan is not salve for the years of pain; he is not vindication and restoration for the years the locusts have eaten. The Igbos were traded as slaves by the more peripherally located tribes to work plantations in the “carried beyond” lands; should there be solidarity with these ones to spite another group? Nigeria can work especially if real and relevant issues are addressed and agreed. Biafra is not sustainable; it arose based on a projection that the Eastern region would remain with the oil rich states. What is left of that dream is a landlocked region that is arguably too small to contain a highly energetic and industrious populace, we should be talking about how to maximize our potentials instead of haggling over who is going where and with who or what. We have shed so much blood on our lands and buried so many bones underneath; I bet God would turn away at the crimes we have done and the bloods we are constantly sharing and encouraging others to shed.

Benjamin Adekunle’s exploits have been unfairly intered just like that of Ifeajuna while some people are claiming to be equal to Lee Kua Yew, Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Gandhi and Barak Obama who has transformed America like never before. Those who want to call Adekunle a war criminal should go and read extensively about Nigeria and the civil war and find out why he was called the “Black Scorpion”.

May his soul rest in peace.

Jide Akeju

13/09/2014

Friday 12 September 2014

NATIONAL YOUTH “SLAVERY” CORPS: TO GO OR NOT?


I have been seeking for the necessary motivation to have a go at the once useful yearly pilgrimage fresh Nigerian graduates are made to “suffer” under the guise of serving their nation. I must state that the recent justification by the Director General of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), Brig-General Jonhson Olawumi of a N4,000 fee imposed on prospective corps members for printing of call-up letters has pushed me over the cliff to voice my vote for the eternal termination of this waste of National resources called NYSC. The man was quoted to have said that the monies were actually meant to start off a private firm, SIDMACH Technologies Nigeria Limited that was contracted to transport the NYSC into the jet age.

The NYSC scheme was initiated by the former army general and head of state ‘Jack’ Gowon in 1973 shortly after the surrender of Biafra and an almost three years sporadic civil war that still rages on in the subconsciousness of many “conscripted” Nigerians. The scars of war and associated collateral damage were not amenable to mere slogan chanting and assurances of restoration. “One Nigeria” rhetoric reigned during the conflict and Gowon declared the war as a “no contest” when Col. Effiong led his team to offer their surrender in Lagos. The apparent ethnic coloration of the three divisions of the Nigerian army that effectively boxed in Biafra can be argued to have further deepened ill feelings in the nation especially with the events that characterized the war and those which ensued thereafter and are rehashed till this day. Gowon must have thought that an exchange program of supposedly educated minds across the nation would have helped to cover the cracks exposed by persistent artillery shells and massacres. The young man then must have thought that the presence of young, dynamic and well-mannered graduates in the midst of unfamiliar, hostile and suspicious communities could help purge those lands of animosity and their thirst for vengeance and as the case may have be; more violence. Gowon also initiated the Unity schools project which was meant to harness students from every nook and cranny of the nation to learn and develop together at various locations across the nation. I must state that these projects were perhaps very good ideas at the time of conception; many friendships and marriages can be traced to the relative success of such projects. Many learnt new languages, married from formerly unknown tribes and helped in no small measure to attempt the re-unification of the state; if there ever was genuine unity ab initio.

The NYSC program is meant to run for a year commencing with a three weeks orientation program boot-camp style under the boots of marauding soldiers usually non-commissioned officers supervised by a junior army officer. I am curious to know the individual(s) who get these now three batches a year contracts to supply uniforms, footwear, mattresses, food and all the ingredients necessary to ensure graduates survive three weeks in largely hostile environments unbefitting for livestock in most states. The quality of materials used to sew these poorly designed attires remains a mystery; prisoners in certain climes get better kitted than graduates “serving” their nation. The varying shades, increased wrinkling properties, limited sizes and pathetic belts makes one wonder when the NYSC officials begin to brag to the “corpers” about the individual cost of these lame uniforms. They usually say that participants are “ỌmỌ ìjỌba”; which can be translated to mean the wards of the government or in some cases; it may be a reference to mentally unstable individuals of our society who the people expect to be cared for by the government. I will choose to translate that Yoruba phrase to mean “government property”, human gadgets that are used to do the government’s dirty jobs and other auxiliary functions as the needs arise. The conditions under which those who submit themselves to these 12months away from the familiar can only be described in my world as slavery. They say people need to learn how to survive with meagre resources and make the most of whatever their host communities present to them. What utter rubbish! I believe this scheme has outlived its usefulness and has degenerated and become gangrenous instructing the vast majority of its participants to either imbibe corruption or tolerate mediocrity and poverty.

I want to assume that the NYSC scheme is supposed to be a watered down type of conscription into the military or compulsory/ voluntary paramilitary- military service practiced in several countries. I wonder why the Corp is headed by only army generals, why are the other military arms not involved in the drills that mark the initial three weeks or why are they not in the administration of the scheme altogether? I may not be aware if such developments do in fact exist. As at 1973 when it all started, Nigeria had no established Airforce corp and the Navy only paled when compared with the boys in green khaki. The army dominated everything and practically forced the nation to conform under their dictates. Why did it have to be educated graduates to spend a compulsory 12 months campaign under extremely harsh and sometimes inhumane conditions? Why did the military reinforce the doctrine of national service if not to keep a leash on those capable of utilizing their knowledge to disarm them? Why have successive civilian administrations not deemed it fit to scrap military creations such as monthly sanitation days and the NYSC scheme or at least review or modify them? The military mentality seems permanently engrained even in “agbáda” wearing taskmasters of modern Nigeria; perhaps these people are just executing from the military and corrupt officials playbook to keep their grip firmly on the reign of power. I would seriously have preferred a national service that involves full military: Army, Airforce and Navy training with the option of pursuing a military career subsequently. If many more graduates are equipped with the knowledge of military tactics and weaponry instead of executing “frog jumps”, perhaps the predator ruling elite would tread with caution when dealing with Nigerians.

Some countries are known to have compulsory military service especially for men of a certain age range. Some nations are constantly under threat from hostile neighbors hence the need for more boots; some are too small and unable to maintain full-time military services. Some nations make this service optional while some provide non-military alternatives. A few nations consider the female gender, unfit statuses and religious values to make exceptions; a few countries give options of a short period of intensive military training or in some cases there are refresher courses held periodically to ensure a pool of capable individuals in case of emergencies. Conscription is constantly reviewed by serious nations and has been terminated altogether in certain countries. The NYSC has basically been run the same way since inception; the same amount for bicycle allowance is reimbursed to corpers after a few days of the orientation program. The organizers do not concern themselves with where the corp members have traveled from or how they got to the states they were posted. What kind of nation watches on as fresh graduates in their early 20s embark on potentially suicidal night travels in order to beat a deadline for resumption? Would it be too much if every reporting graduate travelling for journeys longer than 4 or 5 hours get free air travel passes when they present their call up letters? We all know how government officials travel within and outside the country for just leisure; I would not want to go into the pocket money and patterned  bags they tag along or the regular travel contingents of the incumbent emperor of the Nigerian state. I remember standing in line listening to a few fellow corpers before me as we waited to collect about N1000 bicycle allowance at the improvised Bukuru camp in Plateau state. They were seriously planning how they would cautiously spend that meagre sum to augment their feeding during the remaining days of the orientation. Tales abound from different states over the years, my personal experiences in Plateau state is enough to indict the NYSC authorities and curb the leaches who have their fangs deep into the nation’s resources to feed fat almost eternally.

The author of the scheme is from Kanke in Plateau state but the state shamefully did not have a permanent orientation camp as at 2008 when I was there; I am not certain if that is still the status quo at the moment. We were informed that an abandoned police college allegedly refurbished by the state NYSC served as the camp site for a few years until 2007 when the police abruptly ended that relationship and reclaimed their property. This prompted the state director to oscillate back and forth before settling for a fenceless and rickety day primary/ secondary school close to the entrance to the road that cuts through the main part of Bukuru Town in the Jos South local government area. I arrived the day before camp opened and hurled my travel bag to join a long queue outside the school at about 10 am the next morning. I was glad to see my friend Tayo from medical school as well as a few others. Tayo and I tagged on together and were almost the pawns of overzealous NCOs who breached their non-existent fence to terrorize those of us waiting in line outside. The line never appeared to move in an anterograde direction and all forms of registration ceased when evening came and we found ourselves still outside the gate when it became dark. There was a massive rush into the compound with many headed for a large hall that was located approximately in the centre of the school. We followed the mob and we soon arranged benches to sleep on with our bags serving as pillows. We eventually registered the next morning after another chaotic scene that commenced at about 5am. At the time of registration, it was obvious that there was no longer space in the areas earmarked as hostels. The makeshift hostels with bunks within had become filled up leaving hundreds of male and female corpers with only mattresses in hand to find refuge. Tayo opted to remain in the hall we slept the night prior while I moved on with Jeje and another doctor to locate the camp clinic; a place we ate, slept, and attended to the sick for the next 20 days. It was no bigger than roughly 5 metal bunks, examination bed and wooden table it contained. The space was further diminished by the dominant camp matron who carved out a limited area for herself and her assistant where they also slept without necessarily contributing much to the welfare of the corp members. We had over 20 of us caged in like sardines most times two on a bed space while some of us like Bayo my physiotherapist friend from the University of Ibadan slept regularly on the floor. The transformed high school had become host to about 2,024  graduates overnight many of whom had to live below sane conditions for three weeks of their lives; braving the constant rains and muddy ground with near freezing conditions especially during early morning activities which initiated hypothermia and occasionally exacerbated asthmatic attacks.

The very first set of complaints at the camp clinic was centered on the adverse effects of consuming poorly prepared food especially beans. Soon we were dealing with hypothermia and asthma on a daily basis in a clinic whose landlady nurse did not deem it fit to request for more blankets and hot water bottles in September. The two physiotherapists we had soon became celebrities managing sprained limbs especially of the female type following volleyball games. Malaria, falls, a dislocated shoulder, two sickle cell crises and a nearly ruptured ovarian cyst were some of the cases that presented to a clinic where no requisition was made for normal saline and some basic medications. These event were enough to tip one over the edge but we somehow stayed intact particularly drawn together by the dynamic and selfless pint sized Dr Patricia who cracked the jokes and at the same time stayed awake almost throughout one crucial night to ensure that one young lady in active sickle cell crisis got enough doses of pain killers from the impoverished stock supplied by Plateau NYSC. Pat became very popular even among other corp members and there was widespread expression of compassion when she became ill with malaria during the endurance trek. What a woman she is. Those of us in the clinic hardly ate camp food because of the fear of getting infected and mainly because we could afford better prepared meals at the “mammy” market; we could not afford to be sick and unable to attend to other sick individuals. There was a day of strike during those three weeks as a result of food dispute with those who managed it and what we perceived as insensitivity of the camp director who we sought for clarification. We had a Mangu born young lad who helped us with errands in the clinic and he was sent on that morning to get food for the few who were “on call” and those who just wanted to eat the camp food. He got there but was turned away and told to tell those working in the clinic to join the queue if they wanted food. We found it strange that anyone could have said such and went to report to the director who supported the stance of his subject saying that NYSC was a levelling ground and everybody would be treated similarly. We simply shut the doors and went to partake in all the other activities that many had been unable to do because of duties at the clinic. It was the sick who ensured that everything was restored to normal. Is that not how the government of the day handles such critical issues as the healthcare of her people?

I remember the governor Jonah Gang speaking in his normal near mute tone to us during one of those early days. He talked largely to himself but the corpers were sensitive enough when he mentioned that 4 cows would be sent to the camp to augment our protein requirements. The people cheered but I was alarmed. Four cows for 2,000 people? “For what now?” The four lean cows eventually arrived like a scene from the dream of pharaoh interpreted by Joseph and I wondered if corpers could not give themselves a treat by buying more than 4 lean cows. We walked about with jungle boots most times because of the rains and paid 20 or 30 naira for steaming water to have our baths at improvised bathrooms sometimes accidentally barging into exposed females showering in adjacent rooms. This occasional accidents were in fact normal events in the school hall that served as a mixed hostel for both genders for not less than one week after camp opened. I cannot imagine the scenes that Tayo was exposed to while he slept there; the ladies had become desensitized to the presence of the men and were reported to change their clothes at will. What kind of country puts her young females through such embarrassment without caring? They eventually moved the ladies away from the hall into another improvised block that was located behind the camp clinic while the lads continued to sleep on benches in the hall that ought to have been used for social activities; the activities all took place in the open under the sun or in the rain reminiscent of the most awful anthem I have ever heard in my life. The space provided to house the ladies could only be likened to a refugee camp. We witnessed this when we were called to help sedate and console a young woman who had inadvertently been telephoned while men slept and told of the demise of her mother. Walking gingerly past rows and columns of sleeping African women reminiscent of slave ships to get to the wailing lady broke my heart. I cannot forget the look of my friend Precious as she lay beside her friend Tega on a metal bunk when we walked past; she forced a smile even though she must have been startled by the inconsolable lady. Perhaps a description similar to Nazi concentration camps would have been more appropriate. These same ladies were exposed to repeated assault by pervert soldiers who took advantage to assault them, one time tearing at the trouser of a young female who they claimed dressed inappropriately in jeans instead of the regularly faded green jump suits.

We made it through those three weeks and I had to decline my place of primary assignment posting letter. I was the only dentist in camp and expected to get posted to Jos. It was a huge surprise when I read that I had been posted to the Bokkos local government office. It took me a while to realize that the fellow who filled in the forms wrote my degree as B. Ed instead of BDS. I had to visit Bokkos twice which is about 1 hour away from Jos to get myself refused and free to get posted elsewhere. I was almost knocked down by a station wagon that lost control and narrowly missed me as I jumped and clung on to the vehicle I had just waved down to transport me back to Jos. It was a really close shave but one cannot fail to mention the many graduates, who died while travelling, through illness, killed in political or ethnic crisis and those who got missing and never found. What kind of nation hardly offers reasonable compensation for wasted human resources?

Why do we have to keep faith with a scheme that is ravaged by injustice and favoritism? How can a system where children of sacred cows hardly show up in 12 months before gallantly walking up to receive their certificates after paying fronts to cover their absence? How can a system which had a policy on pregnant women altered permanently to accommodate the wife of the erstwhile corruption plagued speaker of the National Assembly and potential Ogun state governorship aspirant be trusted? Why do women not to mention pregnant women be compelled to attend such rigors in the first place? Why do people still get posted to violence laden areas all in the name of national service? Should it be by force? The children of political elites do not necessarily observe this service but it does not stop them from occupying the portfolios opened up to them by their parents and relatives while the son or daughter of the common man gets repeatedly asked about certificate of youth service completion.

Service year allowed me to partly overcome my phobia for long distance travels. I had the pleasure to visit very good places and this has helped to reconstruct my perspective of the Nigerian state. I will not be caught talking naively and stereotypically about other Nigerians who differ in culture and religion. I have come to realize that Nigeria is a vast territory with brilliant and gifted minds all over the regions capable of leading this nation to fulfilment. There is no point sending a first class mechanical engineering graduate to the backside of a desert to teach students Geography or to scatter agricultural science graduates across the federation to teach all kinds of subjects for a measly 3,000 naira a month. Nigerians can serve their Nation in more refined ways. Agricultural graduates may in fact not see many opportunities in their course of study. If the service year for example was spent spreading such individuals to agricultural research institutes and highly merchandised farms, they would not need to become disillusioned and restless for banking or clerical jobs. Many end NYSC year without a clue of what they can do. The military and paramilitary forces are deserving of highly intelligent and educated individuals, there is nothing wrong if a voluntary national service scheme was geared towards encouraging better educated people to join the police, Immigration, customs and the military instead of the trigger happy and psychologically unstable people trusted with AK47s. NYSC should be more than door to door immunization sessions or serving as returning officers during elections. It is more than a race among corpers to receive a presidential reward that other more honest and hardworking people are deserving of. These crude attempts to motivate young people with rewards could only aid the development of schism and greed as one individual attempts to out-manoeuver another for personal gain.

Nigeria is like a waste land at the moment, NYSC does not help us to maximize our potential; it only reinforces a culture of waste and opportunism. Those who have been getting regular contracts to supply inferior hardware and giving testimony to their pastors will never allow such pipeline to be sealed. The General that wants to collect 4,000 naira cannot be serious, the 1000naira Immigration collected is still pending and unaccounted for. NYSC in my honest opinion has drifted from usefulness. Optional, well remunerated military or paramilitary commands should be opened up to graduates; research facilities and opportunities to learn firsthand how government business is run should be readily available. If graduates must teach, the dignity of that profession should be adequately restored.

Nigerians should not be slaves in their own nation, the federal government should not treat graduates as they choose without them having a say. Senators cannot manage millions in furniture, newspaper or entertainment allowances; Goodluck Jonathan cannot manage one presidential aircraft, why should the children of Nigerians be asked to manage a few thousands of naira from the government and chicken change from their place of primary assignment in a month?



























































































Jide Akeju
12/09/14